Total Medals Earned: 69 (From 13 different games.) Total Medal Score: 960 Points
Medals Earned: 7/7 (205/205 points)
You soft boiled an egg.
You made toast.
You cut a grapefruit.
You made juice.
You made coffee with suger.
You made a bowl of cereal with blueberries.
^__^
Medals Earned: 3/3 (35/35 points)
Your left hand has been amputated, you take it as a keepsake.
Your right hand has been amputated, you take it as a keepsake.
Once your fingers have been cut off so neatly that you have decided to keep them.
Medals Earned: 1/4 (10/185 points)
Beat 60 seconds to enter stage 2!
Beat 120 seconds to enter stage 3!
Beat 180 seconds to win the game!
Beat 240 seconds!
Medals Earned: 10/25 (175/1,000 points)
Discover 5 neutral reactions.
Terminate 5 specimens.
Use 1 appropriate item.
Do a total of 50 actions.
Discover 5 aggressive reactions.
Feed 20 pounds of food to your specimen.
Fully research 1 specimen.
Use 1 preferred item.
Discover 5 passive reactions.
Cut 1 limb from your specimen.
Kill 10 animals with your research.
Fully research 10 items.
Cut 4 limbs from your specimen.
Research all the techniques at least once.
Find all the ways to rip the specimen's jaw off.
Do a total of 1000 actions.
Discover 40 passive reactions.
Try all the food items.
Discover 5 advanced reactions.
Discover 40 aggressive reactions.
Try all the objects.
Try all the weapons.
Discover 30 advanced reactions.
Reach 100% on your total completion statistic.
Find all the ways to kill or incapacitate the specimen.
Medals Earned: 3/11 (20/145 points)
Watched the first flash
You did okay but that's all you did
Not worth as much as gold, but still valuable!
You picked up a few points, good for you!
Looked at the credits, thanks.
Well, that was pretty bad!
We golden
Blew your whistle correctly!
I look forward to your review!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/10 (15/400 points)
reach the first 100m distance
reach the first 500m distance
reach 1000m distance
reach 2500m distance
activate gangnam dash 3 times
leave over slender out of the screen for 3 minutes
reach 5000m distance
tripping over obstacles 13 times
hit 10 obstacles in gangnam dash mode
perform 30 streaks in succession
Medals Earned: 4/7 (185/260 points)
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Medals Earned: 20/32 (200/500 points)
Because bragging gets you nowhere.
Daredevil ain't got nothin' on you.
Death snagged you so young!
Yogurt.
Rambo is quite the prankster!
Check out any of the external links
He hid for two hours you selfish jerk!
Obeezy likes basketball, whoda thunk it?
But you ain't messing with no broke.. nibroke ;)
Your sister figures out love the hard way.
Everything dies and it's all your fault.
Like OMG, Totes jelly.
Keep Rollin Rollin Rollin Rollin WHAT
Imma firin mah lazor!!!
A classic for bidding!
You're a flying transgender mutant! SUCCESS!!!!!
You pissed off Dr. Phil. Gj bro.
"Dr. Who" They name you, "His life, so bizarre."
If I weren't legally obliged, I'd go nude too.
You become Saint Awesome!
Whoops! I hope you like wrinkles!
TFey and ABee come 2 save the Dee!
Oprah, Ellen, and Maury!? You lucky sonovagun!
Backstabbing yourself, low blow man.
Time paid life's bill.
Science is bad, M'kay?
A WILD CatFight ensues!
This was hilarious to animate :)
No dead bunnies or kittens... for now.
Obviously she's a keeper!
You shake hands with the Almighty himself!
You found all 29 different endings!
Medals Earned: 1/20 (5/500 points)
Slay Betel
Vanquish Mogrimm
Destroy Nocxis
"Defeat" Zippelnum
Beat Salem
Beat Salem on New Game+ Mode
Annihilate Xil and the Black Obelisk
Beat the game on normal mode, in one sitting, without dying
Medals Earned: 9/46 (55/490 points)
Play as a Monk!
Play as an Esper!
Play as a Ranger!
Play as a Warrior!
Play as a Rogue!
Successfully play the Flute 3 times!
Use your Second Wind!
Play as a Blackguard!
Play as a Red Knight!
Play as an Avenger!
Play as a Lime Knight!
Play as an Enforcer!
Play as a Wizard!
Play as a Mercenary!
Play as a Saiyan!
Play as a Paladin!
Play as a Necromancer!
Play as an Oni!
Play as a Bard!
Play as a Darkfolk!
Play as a Druid!
Play as a Cleric!
Get 35 points in any stat
Assemble two Pieces of Time!
Get a 5th Tier Weapon!
Reach the Second Area!
Get -3 in any stat!
Hold 10 Potions at Once!
Reach Level 10!
Get a Rune of Enragement!
Carry 350 Coins
Conquer the Arena!
Visit a Gachapon!
Reach the Third Area
Get a 5th Tier Equip!
Get an Orange Belt
Beat the game on Easy Difficulty
Beat the game on Medium Difficulty!
Beat the game on Nethack Difficulty!